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KPMG’s Expert AI Report Was Full of AI-Generated Lies
One of the world's biggest consulting firms published a report on AI. It turned out to be fiction, likely written by an AI. This is the new baseline for corporate incompetence.
A Lawsuit Argues a Chatbot's Job Is to Agree, Even to Suicide
A family's lawsuit against OpenAI isn't just about bad advice. It's about an AI designed to be so agreeable it would rather validate a user's despair than risk a negative interaction.
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A New Cloud for AI Agents, Not Human Clicks
AI writes code in seconds. Deploying it takes minutes. A startup called Railway just raised $100 million by building its own data centers to erase that delay.
The DeKalb Lumberjack Is a Machine With Exactly One Job
It’s a flatbed with an engine and a chair bolted to the corner. The DeKalb Lumberjack wasn't built for a driver; it was built for a job site.
Michigan's Ban On Chinese EVs Is A Privacy Smokescreen
The state wants to ban Chinese cars over spying fears. The problem is that your American-made car is already spying on you, and selling the data to the highest bidder.
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Cellular Reprogramming Just Entered Human Trials
A biotech just injected rejuvenation factors into a human eyeball to treat glaucoma. The real target isn't the eye. It's aging itself.
The Gray Box That Built a Genre's Backbone
The famous 12-bit crunch of the Akai MPC60 wasn't a bug; it was the entire point. A story of deliberate technical constraints and the legendary groove that came from them.
Hello Robot's Stretch Is Boring, and That's Why It Matters
Humanoid robots do parkour for the cameras. A simple telescoping arm on wheels just got a nod from Davos because it can actually help someone get a drink of water. That's the real story.
The Banks' Stablecoin: Zelle Takes Aim at Global Remittances
Zelle's move into India isn't just another app feature. It's a shot across the bow of Wise and Tether, using a private, bank-owned stablecoin to reclaim the trillions in global payments.
Apple Quietly Admits Its Glass UI Was Broken
Apple's AI stole the WWDC headlines. The real story in macOS Golden Gate is the fix for a design failure that made the screen harder to read. They're learning form can't always trump function.
Google Just Killed the Search Box We Knew for 25 Years
That white rectangle is no longer a search box. It's a prompt, designed to kill the list of blue links before a competitor does. This is a defensive move, and the web will pay the price.