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A Bitcoin Miner Buys Spain's AI Future
IREN, once a pure-play crypto miner, just bought 490 megawatts of data center capacity in Spain. The pivot to AI cloud isn't a trend; it's a high-stakes race for grid-scale power.
The BCI Has Its First Power User, and He Has a Job
For years, brain-computer interfaces were a lab demo. Now, a man with ALS has used his for thousands of hours to speak, work, and live. This is not a trial run anymore.
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Elektron Just Made A 14-Year-Old Synth New Again
A synth from 2012 just got a powerful generative sequencer, for free. This is not a bug fix. It’s a repudiation of planned obsolescence and a lesson in building customer loyalty that lasts a decade.
Industrial Robot Orders Fell. The Arms Race Did Not.
Robot sales took a post-pandemic dip. But while the West was distracted, China quietly built the world's largest robotic workforce. This isn't about efficiency; it's about control.
KPMG’s Expert AI Report Was Full of AI-Generated Lies
One of the world's biggest consulting firms published a report on AI. It turned out to be fiction, likely written by an AI. This is the new baseline for corporate incompetence.
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A Lawsuit Argues a Chatbot's Job Is to Agree, Even to Suicide
A family's lawsuit against OpenAI isn't just about bad advice. It's about an AI designed to be so agreeable it would rather validate a user's despair than risk a negative interaction.
A New Cloud for AI Agents, Not Human Clicks
AI writes code in seconds. Deploying it takes minutes. A startup called Railway just raised $100 million by building its own data centers to erase that delay.
The DeKalb Lumberjack Is a Machine With Exactly One Job
It’s a flatbed with an engine and a chair bolted to the corner. The DeKalb Lumberjack wasn't built for a driver; it was built for a job site.
Michigan's Ban On Chinese EVs Is A Privacy Smokescreen
The state wants to ban Chinese cars over spying fears. The problem is that your American-made car is already spying on you, and selling the data to the highest bidder.
Cellular Reprogramming Just Entered Human Trials
A biotech just injected rejuvenation factors into a human eyeball to treat glaucoma. The real target isn't the eye. It's aging itself.
The Gray Box That Built a Genre's Backbone
The famous 12-bit crunch of the Akai MPC60 wasn't a bug; it was the entire point. A story of deliberate technical constraints and the legendary groove that came from them.